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Floppy Dick

You like milk? You like tits? Then you’ll love milky tits. Floppy Dick is a parody arcade game with an absurd and provocative theme. Survive rising speed, test your reflexes, choose your difficulty, and see how long you can last. You want it hard… right?

OfficialMar 23, 2026 · MaCoGAMEActionIndieAdjustable DifficultyCustom Volume ControlsFamily SharingWindows

Current best

$1.99

at Steam · Jul 18

All-time low

$1.99

Jul 18, 2026

Stores tracked

1

sources indexed

Review signal

88%

8 reviews

Floppy Dick cover

Current best · Steam

$1.99

Observed Jul 18

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Current low target

$1.99 · matches the current indexed low

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Tracked Stores

Best indexed price $1.99 at Steam.

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Steam

BestOfficialIn stock

Floppy Dick · Region US · Jul 18

$1.99

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Price History

1 observations
Low $1.99
Best observed priceAll-time low

All-time low

$1.99

Jul 18, 2026 · Steam

12-week avg

$1.99

1 recent observations

Current vs low

At low

Current $1.99

Recommendation

At indexed low

current indexed price matches the low

Lowest indexed daily price per currency. KeyDwarf tracks listings and does not sell keys.

Media

11 indexed

Common Questions

Where is Floppy Dick cheapest right now?

Floppy Dick is currently indexed at $1.99 from Steam. Publisher, direct storefront, or authorized retail source. Check the linked store's current terms before acting.

What is the historical low for Floppy Dick?

The indexed low for Floppy Dick is $1.99 from Steam, observed Jul 18, 2026. The current indexed price is at that low, so KeyDwarf labels it "At indexed low".

Is the top source safe?

Steam is labeled "Official store" in the index. KeyDwarf tracks the listing and source risk, but checkout and support stay with the external store.

What is the review signal?

Floppy Dick has a best indexed review signal of 88%.

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