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OfficialUnavailableSir, Please Don't Hit the Machine · Region US · 28h ago
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Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine
Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine is an idle/incremental gambling game. Luck not going your way? Try breaking the machine. Hit it, Kick it, Tear off the reel panel. Buy upgrades, unlock skill trees, and do whatever you can to get your money back.
OfficialRelease date unknown · SharperCasualIndieSimulationStrategyCustom Volume ControlsWindows
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